Knowing the porn industry's habit of taking the titles of mainstream films and dicking around (pun definately intended) to create weak double entendres to name their own new suck/fuck classics, I've decided to come up with my own. These titles are now copyright Fashionable Male 2002, so if someone decides to shoot them I can sue and either get very rich, or demand a part in their next opus. Guess I'm never gonna be rich then....



Shaving Ryan's Privates,

The Impotence of Being Earnest,

Buffy The Vampire Layer,

Tit Anic,

Star Whores,

The Emperer's New Boobs,

Glad He Ate Her,

Throatal Recall,

RoboCock,

Raiders of the Lost Arse,

Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon,

Indiana Bones and The Arse Crusade,

Nutsack to the Future,

Star Whores: Episode Five -- The Empire Likes Crack,

When Harry Ate Sally,

You've Got Male,

The Bums of Naverone,

Star Whores: Episode One -- The Phantom Men Arse,

King Dong,

Grosse Point Wank,

Groundhog Lay,

Star Whores: Episode Six -- Return of The Japseye,

Thigh Fidelity,

Porn On The 4th Of July,

Good Willy Hunting,

Mississipi Sperming,

Womb Raider,

Twatman (plus the sequels: "Twatman Returns," "Twatman Forever" and "Twatman and Throbbing"),

A Tale of Two Titties,

From Russia With Muff